REVIEW: Pain & Gain


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Michael Bay has never been mistaken for an indie filmmaker, but Pain & Gain is probably the closest he’s going to get. The fact-based crime story is modestly budgeted and financed by a major studio, though it’s practically Clerks compared to the rest of the director’s filmography. The twisted flick has been Bay’s dream project for over a decade, and Paramount finally gave it the green light as a thank you for the billions of dollars he made them with the Transformers franchise.

Believe it or not, Pain & Gain is actually pretty good despite its serious mean streak (to see what I mean, read the specifics of the real-life case and then observe which characters the movie’s asking you to root for). Granted, it’s a blatant Coen brothers knockoff, but it’s nice to see Bay focus his admittedly dazzling eye on something other than giant robots. Plus, he gets some genuinely great work out of Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Anthony Mackie and a boatload of terrific character actors.

Wahlberg plays Daniel Lugo, a lunkhead ex-con stuck in a dead-end job at a Miami gym. When he starts training a loathsome millionaire (Tony Shalhoub), Lugo decides to realize his version of the American dream: stealing the guy’s money because he’s ungrateful. After enlisting a couple of his muscle-bound buddies (Johnson and Mackie) into the scheme, the trio descends into a world of torture, corruption, accidental murder and gruesome cover-ups. When a shrewd private detective (Ed Harris) catches wind of the plot, things begin to go south fast.

The constant twists and turns of Christopher Markus’ and Stephen McFeely’s script plays to Bay’s most well-known traits: his ADD and his weird love for morally-compromised characters. Before the audience can spend too much time thinking about how disconcerting it is to hope that Lugo and his crew get away with kidnapping, extortion, murder, etc., Bay distracts them with another flashy car, a hot girl or an interesting camera angle.

It doesn’t hurt that the filmmaker casts incredibly charismatic actors to play his criminals. Wahlberg doesn’t have a lot of range, but he’s fantastic whenever he plays an idiot who believes he’s the smartest guy in the room. Mackie continues his streak of underrated performances alongside more famous leading men; he’s way overdue for a leading role in a mainstream movie.

And there’s Johnson, who remains one of the most fascinating performers around. He’s hilarious as a born-again cokehead who sees nothing contradictory about those two characteristics, but he doesn’t make the guy into a cartoon. He comes across as completely real, which is a difficult feat to pull off. It’s still amazing to me that a guy with Johnson’s build is able to play such diverse characters. Stallone and Schwarzenegger couldn’t pull it off, but the pro wrestler does it effortlessly.

Not everybody will enjoy Pain & Gain as much as I did, but those who like some black comedy with their popcorn will find much to appreciate. It’s worth the ticket price for Johnson’s performance alone. The guy’s entertaining as heck even when he plays a psychopath. 

Pain & Gain is rated R for bloody violence, crude sexual content, nudity, language throughout and drug use.

Grade: B-

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