JASON EVANS' 100-WORD REVIEWS: Wicker

 Amusing but a little thin

Film critic Jason Evans has made it his mission to tell you everything you need to know about movies in less time than it takes to spread a rumor. His reviews are exactly 100 words long (because 99 would be incomplete, but 101 is excessive). Here is his 100-word review of Wicker. 

The Premise: Set in an olde English country town, Olivia Colman plays Fisherwoman (everyone is named after their job), a spinster who is growing sick of being picked on by the townsfolk for not having a husband. One day she turns to Basket Weaver (Peter Dinklage) and asks him to make her a husband. A month later, he is done with the job and he has created a real living man out of wicker (Alexander Skarsgard). Wicker marries Fisherwoman and at first they are very happy (and have a lot of sex). But their relationship begins to fray when the gossipy women around town begin to talk about how handsome and desirable the Wicker Husband is. The film also stars Elizabeth Debicki as the leader of the women around town.

The 100-words: I don’t think Wicker is going to find its way onto many award ballots at the end of the year, but this film is genuinely funny and original with sharp performances from its stellar cast. It is based on a short story and you can tell that as the plot lags a bit in the middle third. Still, I never stopped marveling at the makeup and effects on Skargard’s Wicker husband and there were enough moments of humor (and takedowns of the patriarchy) to hold my attention throughout. An olde world tale with some modern messages about romance and relationships.  

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