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I
wasn’t exactly holding my breath for the inevitable The Expendables 2, yet something
strange happened while I was watching it: I realized I was having a blast. Don’t
get me wrong, it’s still a bad movie. But it’s the fun, watchable version of
bad that the first film wasn’t.
The
action sequences are ridiculously implausible, the performances are wooden, and
there are tons of cheesy quips and winking references. I was rolling my eyes
and laughing the entire time. Kudos to the filmmakers for realizing their
mistakes and striving to improve on the justifiably appealing concept; it pays
off here.
There’s
still not much of a plot, but screenwriters Stallone and Richard Wenk, along
with veteran director Simon West (who also helmed the gloriously stupid Con
Air, one of my guilty pleasures) keep it simple. Barney Ross (Sylvester
Stallone) gets a threatening visit from his contact, Mr. Church (Willis), who “persuades”
Ross and his team (including Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Randy
Couture, and newcomers Liam Hemsworth and Nan Yu) to locate a plane that crashed
with some classified cargo on board.
It’s
supposed to be a routine mission, but when one of the team is murdered by an
evil terrorist (Jean-Claude Van Damme, playing the creatively-named Vilain), they
all swear revenge and send the body count skyrocketing. They get some help
along the way from some familiar faces like Chuck Norris, who actually recites a
Chuck Norris fact, and Schwarzenegger, clearly happy for the chance to hang
around longer than last time.
The
Expendables 2 still uses lame CGI blood in the action scenes (how expensive
can those old-school squibs be?), but that’s my biggest gripe. Background
players like Crews and Lundgren wisely get more screen time, and I liked the blatantly
obvious references to the actors’ past work and real lives (making Lundgren’s character
a Fulbright Scholar, poking fun at how much Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be back,”
etc.).
As
long as you don’t take The Expendables 2 seriously, you’ll probably enjoy
yourself. It’s the cinematic equivalent of a Big Mac – perfectly fine to eat
every now and then. Just don’t have one for every meal.
The Expendables 2 is rated
R for strong bloody violence throughout.
Grade:
B-
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