REVIEW: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug


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With two films in Peter Jackson’s prequel trilogy now under my belt, I still say it’s absurd to turn J.R.R. Tolkien’s 300-page children’s book into an exhausting nine-hour saga. But at least The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is more exciting since all that setup is out of the way. (And it’s 15 minutes shorter. Every bit helps.)

The film is still weighed down with unnecessary subplots and detours, cramming in so many superfluous characters (including a fan favorite from Lord of the Rings and a brand new female elf invented by Jackson and his co-screenwriters Fran Walsh, Phillipa Boyens and Guillermo del Toro) that Bilbo Baggins becomes a supporting player in his own story.

Jackson remains in desperate need of an editor and now suffers from George Lucas syndrome, mistakenly believing that an overabundance of CGI can substitute for a compelling narrative. However, there are still traces of the old filmmaker – the one who got his start in gross-out horror flicks – in certain scenes thanks to an unexpected scare here or a twisted gag there.

After an unnecessary prologue (noticing a pattern here?), the film picks up right where the last one left off. Bilbo (Martin Freeman) is still in the company of Gandalf (Ian McKellen) and a bunch of indeterminate dwarves (Richard Armitage and too many others to mention), chased by orcs as they make their way toward Smaug (Benedict Cumberbatch). He’s the evil dragon who destroyed the dwarves’ homeland, killed their ancestors and stole their treasure.

The crew seems to have a plan to defeat Smaug, but darned if I could tell you what it is. Besides, Gandalf abandons them almost immediately for no discernable reason (other than Jackson needing a subplot to link to his first trilogy). Along the way, viewers connect with the familiar Legolas (Orlando Bloom); his female companion Tauriel (Evangeline Lilly); and Bard (Luke Evans), a smuggler with a conscience. Finally (in the last 40 minutes!), the group faces off against Smaug and it’s a genuine thrill to watch. Then, when things get truly interesting, the screen goes black and audiences must wait a year to see what happens next.

Though there are some genuinely fun action sequences, particularly the company’s creepy encounter with giant spiders, a thrilling river escape by way of wine barrels and the battle with Smaug, they still don’t justify a 160-minute running time. And because of the sheer barrage of obvious visual effects, solid performances from Freeman, Cumberbatch and others aren’t enough to make the audience forget they’re watching a movie. At no point did I see Bilbo, Gandalf, etc. I saw actors in crazy costumes standing in front of a green screen with video game images being projected onto it. That’s a problem.

Still, the groundwork is laid for a promising finale. The problem is we shouldn’t be waiting for a third installment; The Hobbit should’ve been a single three-hour film, or – at most – a pair of two-hour installments.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is rated PG-13 for extended sequences of intense fantasy action violence, and frightening images.

Grade: C+

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