QUICK TAKES: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, Annie and Snowpiercer



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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
(Rated PG-13 for extended sequences of intense fantasy action violence, and frightening images.)

The cast: Martin Freeman, Ian McKellen, Richard Armitage, Luke Evans, Orlando Bloom, Evangeline Lilly, and a host of others.

What it’s about: The final chapter in this overlong trilogy picks up with the dragon Smaug’s attack on Lake Town. In the aftermath, the multitude of characters introduced in the previous six hours set their sights on the creature’s treasure. When Thorin Oakenshield (Armitage) succumbs to “dragon sickness” after he’s exposed to the vast riches, it’s up to Bilbo Baggins (Freeman), Gandalf (McKellen), Legolas (Bloom) and other good-hearted folks to prevent all-out war between races and defeat an army of orcs interesting in killing everybody.

The good: It’s finally over! A bloated story that should’ve been no more than a pair of two-hour movies comes to a solid conclusion because Peter Jackson finally decides to focus on the heart of J.R.R. Tolkien’s 300-page story. Bilbo – you know, the guy the trilogy is named after – finally gets something memorable to do in his own story, and the film is infinitely more interesting as a result. The performances are good, even when the actors are tasked with delivering some of the corniest dialogue I’ve ever heard. Also, I can now say I’ve seen an eagle drop a grizzly bear into the middle of a battle and watch it rip an orc apart. So that’s nice.

The not-so-good: As always, Jackson relies far too much on video game-level CGI instead of going with practical effects. At no point was I ever emotionally invested in the battles, because I wasn’t rooting for characters. Instead, I was always cognizant of the fact that I was watching millions of pixels move around on the screen. It also seems like a mistake for Jackson to force the saga to act as a bridge to the events of his previous Lord of the Rings trilogy. Tolkien wrote the texts for distinctly different audiences, and to force them into the same world does a profound disservice to both. It’s also the reason the story is roughly four hours too long.

Grade: B-


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Annie
(Rated PG for some mild language and rude humor.)

The cast: Quvenzhane Wallis, Jamie Foxx, Cameron Diaz, Rose Byrne and Bobby Cannavale.

What it’s about: This remake of the Broadway classic tells the familiar story of a foster kid (Wallis) who dreams of a life better than the one she has with her awful caretaker (Diaz). She gets that opportunity when a New York City mayoral candidate (Foxx) takes her in as a way to boost his sagging poll numbers. What begins as a cynical ploy turns into a relationship that could improve both of their lives.

The good: Foxx seems to be actually trying for the first time in ages, throwing himself into the role and conveying a real transformation over the course of the film. The father-daughter relationship between him and Wallis feels genuine, and he exhibits believable chemistry with Rose Byrne, wonderful as always in the role of Stacks’ vice president and de facto conscience. Wallis is fine in the title role, though nowhere near the powerhouse she was in “Beasts of the Southern Wild.” The hip-hop infused updates of “It’s the Hard-Knock Life” and “Tomorrow” are solid.

The not-so-good: Pretty much everything else. As the trailers foreshadowed, Diaz is flat-out terrible. It’s not really miscasting (she has played convincing villains in the past) as much as indescribable overacting. She’s in a completely different movie than everyone else and, as a result, the flick comes to a dead stop any time she’s onscreen. The music is distractingly overproduced, likely because most of the cast (despite their good intentions) can’t carry a tune.

Director and co-writer Will Gluck seems to have no love for the source material (he insults the traditional depiction of Annie in the first scene), or musicals in general, based on the halfhearted way he stages the performances. Instead of choosing between a non-singing version or embracing the source material’s campiness, Gluck decides to straddle the fence. As a result, the material seems schizophrenic and ashamed of itself.

Grade: C+



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Snowpiercer
(Rated R for violence, language and drug content.)

The cast: Chris Evans, Jamie Bell, Tilda Swinton, John Hurt, Octavia Spencer and Ed Harris.

What it’s about: In the near future, scientists attempting to stop global warming inadvertently freeze Earth instead. All of humanity is wiped out, except for the few remaining souls who live on a giant train known as the Snowpiercer. It’s a microcosm of the planet’s suffocating class system: those at the front of the train live a luxurious life of designer drugs and gourmet food. Life gets worse the further back you go. For those in the tail section, existence is bleak and cruel. However, Curtis (Evans) has big plans to bring change to his fellow passengers. He orchestrates an uprising with help from his mentor (Hurt), and soon the downtrodden are racing their way to the engine in an effort to take control.

The good: Snowpiercer is currently streaming on Netflix Instant, so it’s easy to find. The international scope of the film is staggering: visionary Korean director Bong Joon Ho (who co-wrote the screenplay with Kelly Masterson) adapts a French graphic novel using fantastic actors from America, England and Korea. The result is one of the best apocalyptic stories in recent memory, an allegory for several global crises currently happening simultaneously. It has a lot of interesting ideas about climate change, income inequality and a system that requires revolution to exist, but it never preaches to viewers. Instead, it uses those ideas to weave a fanciful, brutally violent and often darkly funny tale.

The eclectic cast is one of the film’s biggest selling points. It’s interesting to see Evans playing a much different, far more conflicted hero than Captain America. Spencer is great too, taking full advantage of getting to be an action star in an industry that doesn’t typically think of her for such roles. Harris gets a wonderfully bleak monologue at the end of the movie, and works as the counterweight to Hurt’s equally compelling character. But it’s Swinton who steals the entire movie with a performance that should put her in the running for Best Supporting Actress. In just a small amount of screen time, she creates a fascinating, witty villainess.

The not-so-good: Bell gives his all as Curtis’ protégé, but it’s clear the role was written for somebody about 10 years younger. The miscasting is jarring enough to take viewers out of the movie while they’re trying to do the math. While the depiction of the train’s vastly different cars is visually stunning, there are still elements of the film that are hampered by the limited budget. There are some digital effects shots that look downright cartoonish.

Grade: A-

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