REVIEW: Spectre

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I’ve got a feeling that Spectre, the latest entry in the James Bond series, will end up being the most divisive installment of the Daniel Craig era. That’s mostly because the previous three movies hit the reset button and established that the iconic hero now lives in a world quite similar to our own.

Although he’s still a jet-setting spy with a tendency of getting distracted by the ladies, Bond is much more in the vein of Jason Bourne thanks to Craig’s interpretation of the character. He’s an assassin who gains the upper hand through pure, brutal force. It’s a far cry from the fanciful, one-liner spouting versions of 007 that Roger Moore or Pierce Brosnan played.

As someone who arrived late to the series, these newer films have been my favorites because of that realism (which is, admittedly, heightened for maximum dramatic effect). However, I’m also aware that some fans prefer the old-school movies that seemed more interested in exotic locales, beautiful women, crazy action sequences and villains with hilariously complicated plans for world domination than it did with, you know, telling an actual story.

Those fans are in luck. Spectre is a return to form for the franchise, but for me that’s not exactly a positive development. I could actually feel the movie taking several massive steps backward in quality as it lurches through its far too long 150-minute running time. Bigger isn’t always better.

What’s worse, the classic-era Bond isn’t a good fit for Craig at all. If you watch closely, you can see a tiny piece of his soul die every time the screenplay (credited to four different writers – never a good sign) forces him to deliver a groan-worthy pun. Clearly, Spectre isn’t Casino Royale or Skyfall. But if we’re looking on the bright side, at least it’s better than Quantum of Solace. And there are no invisible cars or ice castles that marked the nadir of Brosnan’s time in the role.

The film picks up with Bond and his cohorts (including Ralph Fiennes, Rory Kinnear, Ben Whishaw and Naomie Harris) readjusting to the spy game after the death of their beloved M and as the new head of national security seeks to phase out their program. When a cryptic message provides Bond with a critical lead, he quickly finds himself on a rogue mission that takes him around the globe.

After obtaining important information in Mexico City and Rome, the headstrong agent learns about a mysterious, evil organization known as SPECTRE, headed by an equally secretive man known only as Oberhauser (Christoph Waltz). In order to take him down, Bond must find the daughter (Lea Seydoux) of an old enemy, who may hold the secret to the weakness of Oberhauser’s massive plan.

Did that make sense? If not, it doesn’t matter. Before you can figure out what’s going on, Spectre has already moved on to the next country and a new action sequence. If that’s all you’re looking for, the film has plenty to offer. But if you want actual stakes or memorable characters, I’m afraid you’re going to walk away disappointed.

That’s a shame considering that returning director Sam Mendes did such a masterful job with Skyfall. That installment played out like an epic tragedy, with plenty of emotional drama and a constantly elevating sense of doom and inevitability. Audiences get none of that with Spectre, even though the screenplay futilely attempts to connect the four storylines of the Craig era into one giant narrative.

The movie looks gorgeous thanks to cinematographer Hoyte Van Hoytema, Thomas Newman’s score is fantastic and there’s no question that Mendes has a keen eye for staging spectacular action sequences – particularly the movie’s opening scene that kicks off with a complex single take. But I eventually got desensitized to the whole thing; by hour two, it honestly felt like I was watching someone else having a great time as they played a video game.

Admirably, the actors do everything they can to elevate the material. Craig has excelled at showing Bond’s evolution over the course of these films, and it’s great to see him show that his character has loosened up a little. It’s when the script forces him to attempt comedy that we have a big problem.

Fiennes, Whishaw and Harris continue to be great additions to the cast, but it’s criminal how much the story wastes them. It took four movies for the Mission: Impossible franchise to finally learn the value in giving Tom Cruise a team, but the creative forces behind the Bond films apparently didn’t see them.

Seydoux, stunning as always, makes an excellent Bond girl for the modern era, although I wish I could say the same for Monica Bellucci. Why cast one of the world’s most beautiful and talented actresses if you’re going to put her in the movie for less than five minutes? It’s ridiculous.

The villains of Spectre suffer the same fate. They’re memorably cast and the performers give it their all, but they’re saddled with dumb motivations and plot twists that viewers will see coming a mile away. It’s the kind of story that’s exciting in the moment, but as soon as you think about it for a moment the entire thing falls apart.

Again, your mileage may vary – you might love Spectre. But when I think about how the film could’ve been the culmination of a nine-year reinvention of a character – and then compare that to what we get instead – it just makes me sad.

Spectre is rated PG-13 for intense sequences of action and violence, some disturbing images, sensuality and language.

Grade: C+

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